Lights. Camera.

Forget "he's 20 he should be at the club", Occtis should be doing his History of Components assignment for class. My guy should be doing homework. Drinking the Araman equivalent of a coffee + red bull and studying last minute for Cantrips 2.0 test

It's not lost on me that Dol-makjar is a historically orcish city and yet has a governing body consisting entirely of humans. How the hallowed round, the very site of so much orcish suffering, is mearly on a lease to Hal from the sundered houses, trying to corrupt and shape the stories they share there.

rocky phm makes me unwell to even think about because what do you Mean he haunted that ship like a ghost clinging to its unfinished purpose for decades until another lonely ghost found him by following a trail of death spanning time and space and they loved each other back to life

like i get the appeal of the angst of being like "ohhh rocky is going to be the eridian equivalent of someone who 'came back wrong' with all the human mannerisms and cultural knowledge he's adopted from and learned to accomodate for grace" but it literally doesn't matter because he came back. and grace is the only one who could have brought him back at all. if you even care.

[id: art of thaisha lloy, drawn from the chest up. she is depicted against a fiery orange-red background, wearing her black and red strap dress, as well as red makeup and silver jewelry and piercings in her ear, chin, nose, and hair. her hair flows out around her, going out of frame. she looks at the viewer with an intent, intense expression. end id.]

Happy Friday the 13th followed immediately by Valentine's Day to Gomez and Morticia Addams

I love the joke that Jud Duplenticy is just Judas Duplicitous with extra steps, and I know Jud’s full name in canon probably is just Jud, but in my personal headcanon his full first name is Judas, named not for Judas Iscariot, betrayer, but St. Judas Thaddeus, patron saint of lost causes.