That’s The Power Of Pinesol, Baby.

Dealing with fruit flies makes me sympathetic to how the theory of spontaneous generation held on for as long as it did. Where the hell did you little shits come from. Get out of my fruit

“so you only like men who would probably kill you?” no i also like women who would probably kill me too. On account of my bisexual nature

i think i just want to be killed to be honest

I've gone fifteen years on this website without absorbing any information about homestuck and I'm not about to start now

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

no i don’t think that was based on my likes actually

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change