Hoek

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

Mewtwo….

we kill the bat man

concept: instead of “time traveller from the past is unimpressed by the present” it’s “time traveller from the past loves things we don’t like about modern society” like they think pollution is badass or something

medieval peasant upon hearing the number of species that go extinct every day: fuck yeah, damn those beafts to hell

the crazy thing is you get this whole science degree and it takes 4 or 5 or 6 or 80 years of your life and youre in many MANY thousands of dollars of debt. and then you're like wow i literally love being 27 and working at the coffee shop

and don't get me wrong someday i will be leading sea kayaking natural history tours. but for now i cant express how happy it makes me that im going back to chatting with people and making them caramel lattes