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“Your Grace, a petitioner has come to see you.”
“My sword, my arm, my life, I pledge to you, my king/queen.”
“The beast has demanded the princess as tribute.”
“I will fight your champion!”
“Your highness, your father/mother is dead. You are now King/Queen.”
“You have been charged with High Treason against the Crown. How do you plead?”
“I find you all guilty of High Treason against the Crown!”
“What punishment does Your Grace see fit to give such a low creature?”
“That boy/girl there is a false heir. I am the True Prince/Princess!”
“I seek your hand in marriage, my lord/lady.”
“Shall I make the engagement arrangements, Your Majesty?”
“The prince/princess has run away with a stablehand! I’m gathering a force to bring him/her back.”
“This war has lasted too long. May we find peace between us?”
“There will never be peace so long as that fat king rules!”
“The enemy has invaded the western half of the kingdom, and the wild tribes of the south are rising up. What are we to do, Your Majesty?”
“The prince/princess is excelling in their lessons, Your Grace. You must be proud.”
“The princess has taken an interest in swordplay. What do you say of this, Your Grace?”
“The prince/princess has taken an interest in magic. What do you say of this, Your Grace?”
“Have you heard the news about the Prince and that floozy of a maid?”
“I heard the King is having an affair.”
“Everyone knows the King/Queen is sleeping with the court fool, give me some new news!”
“All hail King/Queen ___! Long live the King/Queen!”
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