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And now it’s time for the exciting conclusion to the White College Student Rite of Passage Blowhard Music countdown featuring a group of bands I describe as “The New Wave of Douche” (Styx, KISS, Poison, Motley Crue), Eric Clapton, The Eagles, and of…

If you missed the first part featuring bands 10 – 7 (Led Zeppelin, Phish, Bob Marley) click here.

As for the two new admissions and additions to the list: I can honestly say I’m embarrassed to include but for different reasons: Elliot Smith and Red Hot…

In the column, “College Confessional: I Once Listened to Bob Dylan,” I was wrong in labeling certain bands as “The Myths.” When I was putting this list together I realized a more appropriate label would be “White College Student Rite of Passage Blowhard…

In the chapter, “The Bittersweet Taste of Unofficial Freedom: Moving into the Dorms,” I talk a little about something I call an “Anti-Anti-Depressant Dorm Band.” Basically, an Anti-Anti-Depressant Dorm Band is a shitty band you discover while living in…

The answer to that question is: On vacation in Aruba and then upon returning to muggy Cleveland, Mother Nature has been lighting me up with her pollen taser. So I’ve been doing a lot of lying on the floor, experiencing convulsing muscle spasms from…

A Moment of Truth

I knew President Obama had huge cojones. What I didn’t know though was their exact size. Before he…

Universities love to claim they’re doing this or that in the name of the safety and welfare of all their students. Except though when it comes to off-campus housing and the slumlords that only seem to be available on the first of each month to collect the…

In the chapter, “Welcome to My World: Graduation and the Afterlife,” I list four reasons why a college degree today is basically worthless because a college degree has turned into what a high school diploma was 30 years ago; a prerequisite to obtaining a…

Is That a Forest? Nah, Just a Bunch of Trees

Police Officers vs Cops

In honor of Al Michaels’ bullshit arrest I breakdown the difference between real police officers…

Working Out the Kinks/New Website

So I thought I set this up right so when I post on my new websitethat it would also post on here;…

Don't Be Stupid; Be Undecided

So I’ve been busy working on this new website which is almost done but until then here’s an excerpt…

  Holy shit I’m slipping! It’s the start of Spring Break and I haven’t told you how to get that first Monday back to classes off if the weather is right! So here’s an excerpt from Chapter 10 explaining my greatest college con. Use if it you need it…

Alright so I’ve been taking some time off from writing on here to get this Kickstarter campaign going because I’m self-publishing this book now. I’m done dealing with any and all publishing companies. It amazes me that more than three books get published…

The Casual Truth

Friends With Benefits (FWB). It’s the lotto us guys can’t help but believing we’re going to win…

Whistleblowers of the Irrelevant, Informants to Drama: Lessons Learned from 21st Century Ignorance

If someone like Jalen Rose is cool enough to not only skip out on parties that neither you nor any…

The Hindsight Guide for Americans Studying Abroad: Part 2

Take the Scenic Route

Anyone who has visited a friend at another campus has probably gotten…