See no future, pay no rent

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

At night before bed let's all brush our teeth it will be epic

relapsed on boar hunting

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

nervous breakthrough

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

Mesopotamian girl sending clay tablets to her best friend who lives five city states to the west: what if..... Enkidu begot Gilgamesh with child?🤭