I'm really bad at Tumblring. Sorry.

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

Sometimes I think about the fact that the mole theory made so much sense, but then I remember that Bebe was just a normal contestant and the judges unironically actually loved everything she did and I start sweating

it’s a cold and it’s a broken despacito

*plugs hdmi cable into hdmi slot and not the usb slot* I learned that at tech school ;)

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

okay but for real can they bring Aja back now too