🌙So The Moon Told Me...

They should invent a way to shoot your shot that isn’t deeply profoundly humiliating for all involved

i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this

going on a girls trip! (me and my earphones to the supermarket)

everything in the whole world is erotic. except for sex. sex is too on the nose. 

whenever i see another tiktok girlie talking about how she wishes to have been a fangirl in 2010s i feel like a seasoned veteran overhearing a foolish youngin boasting about wanting to go to war for glory and adventure. you naive little idiot. you know nothing. you understand nothing. you weren't there in the trenches. i have seen things, terrible things. i cannot plug in my phone charger at night without being plagued by the visions of Him

at the core of my being i'm a girl that loves sitting on the balcony

"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue