why don’t they arm presidential debate moderators with fucking tasers
Or better yet! A get along shirt. They’re already acting like toddlers, get them their sippy cups, time out chairs, and get along shirt
no, I want them to fear pain
shit why doesn’t someone sit beside them with a big knife and cut off a joint from their fingers each time they misbehave
the candidate with the most fingers left at the end wins
Or a mic that shuts off when it's someone else's turn to talk.
and a big needle that jabs them



















