welcome to my dark tomb........or whatever

when the guitar solo starts touching your clit

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

There should be cigarettes made from night time

anyone else noticed that music is really good

blogging is too dignified a term for what i’m doing on here

In the used bookstore smelling the paperbacks like a demented pervert.

sorry america but you’ve been really mean. and I don’t want to go to your birthday party in two days

all humanity should live in one big mound of hexagonal concrete cells writhing and squirming over each other and we would chew up clay and powdered rocks to make more concrete to build the mound bigger

unrequited father son relationship

why did i invite the freaky psycho sexual clown to our dodge ball game? well, because he is good at dodge ball