for all intents and purposes lestat IS the worst girl in america

no its fine im just 10,000 years behind in my quest to learn everything

I think in Resident Evil 4 and other such video games where you absolutely just blast your way thru your problems, every two hundred kills or so, Leon should remark to himself, “I have shot so many people in the head today.” Then go right back to blasting. Anyway I just got a scope for my beefy rifle that lets me snipe people from a billion feet away. Used it to one shot a guy who never knew I was in his zip code. The satisfaction I felt watching his head explode was so intense that it felt unethical. Then I took money from that guy’s dead body and took it to the merchant to make my gun even better.

I just wonder sometimes if Leon is ever like “I wade through an ocean of blood so deep I will never surface again,” while he spin kicks a guy to death.

When older leon goes quiet and stares into the distance, it is because he’s thinking about the time he shouted “HASTA LUEGO” then suplexed a granny.

bring back pluto and bring back the penny