Rendezvous

I MISS MIIVERSE :( children are super funny

IM CRYING

Even the language barrier doesn’t stop me from knowing the chat is both laughing at him and saying “NOOOOO” at the same time.

is that twelve and a half hours on a timer or is it Noon/Midnight on a clock?

Oh god

Yep, that’s twelve hours of progress lost. And you can see the exact moment his soul is screaming.

That camel’s face is fucking amazing. I need all of these items.

That Aladdin cover…..

John Mulaney voice: It was even weirder, though, when I went out for the night with some money, black out, and wake up with more money, because that means that I earned money. That means that I traded goods and/or services. Which is scary.

So I’m not the only person who finds this really creepy right?

No, no you are not

That shrek one is threatening

Idk why you’d give a dog fruit but cool! Here’s some safety tips.

“Idk why you’d give a dog fruit” because dogs love fruit and it’s a 100% healthier alternative to baked treats

Time to throw apples in my pups mouth

Also please don’t use this guide to justify feeding a dog a vegan diet. While fresh fruits and vegetables are a good way to add new textures and varieties to your pupper’s diet, they still need meat or they will become malnourished.

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair