peace, love, and misdemeanors

Older sibling response is weird like i want to make sure you've eaten, i DO want to bully you, i want to protect you, i want to fireman carry and body slam u on the couch and tell u to go to bed, i want to make up bullshit lies about how things work and see how long u believe it, i would kill for you, ur gross, u will forever be an infant to me, stop touching my stuff, chill out ur like 10, im proud of you, etc etc im sorry that even tho i was the test run the adults found New and Interesting ways to fuck up with you

we should start making linux users memes like the ford owner memes

Frat boy vampire draining someone while his bros chant “CHUG CHUG CHUG” in the background

just a girlboss building her unread pdfs empire

There's something really special about lil nas x being like "subtext? No. Old town road is literally about riding horses. If I was going to write a song about riding dick, like. Trust me. You'd know" and then he did

Dont let my intelligence distract from the fact that I'm stupid

ur trauma didn’t make you funny and while we’re on the topic ur music taste is unlistenable etc

there there girl. now take a sip of the diet coke. there you go. easy now