Galactic Goodtimes

*minces onion and garlic for you with romantic intentions*

I’m chronically offline but Tumblr doesn’t count = I’m California sober.

the sandwich price to minimum wage ratio is getting so fucked up

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

sometimes u listen to some pop song from 2010 and realize oh my younger self is still in here

randomly remembering the time in 2012 when everyone kept saying the world was going to end at midday that day and like, i didnt really believe it, but i didnt want to be a complete fool if i was wrong, so i excused myself from class to go sit the field and perfectly timed the beat drop to a skrillex song just in case something happened. and im just. retroactively amused by the idea of ushering in the appocalypse with skrillex. most 2012 thing you could possibly do.

not to be the guy who stops and admires the flowers but when I go outside. they do draw me in fr fr