Remnants

Damn, I got through the prologue and totally didn’t realize that was you.

Look, just go fantasize about Emet Selch instead. He’s hot *and* sympathetic *and* does more interesting villain stuff than ‘f this village’ and ‘f this planet’

I love this with all my heart and soul.

I am pretty certain I was at the exact event this shitpost was referring to, so seeing it again is deja vu

Please watch the muppet show guys it was so good

I’ve been here! There a truck stop and a diner. In the women’s bathroom there’s a fully clothed statue and if you try to pull down the pants, an alarm sounds in the whole diner.

Reading this post is like having a stroke.

What? No!

rick and morty is good actually but no one is allowed to say that because idiot dudebros ruined it for everyone

rick and morty had an episode that combined a political drama, an allegory for tensions between cops and racial minorities, a parody of the film stand by me, and a discussion of class uprising and actually made sense and tied into an earlier narrative but we can’t enjoy that because some entitled assholes took a joke too seriously and acted like jerks at mcdonalds