Reasons I should probably stop fucking with witches:
1. Sneaky
2. Tiny and full of rage
3. Unusual preoccupation with denying rectal fruit insertion

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Reasons I should probably stop fucking with witches:
1. Sneaky
2. Tiny and full of rage
3. Unusual preoccupation with denying rectal fruit insertion

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11/06/2026 Jean-Luc Picard @SpaceDadSupport Incoming Transmission…
There are days when the patience of even the most patient person is tested. Do not beat yourself up for becoming irate over repeatedly irritating things. Do your best to maintain control when necessary, but allow yourself to accurately experience your emotions when it's safe.
In one of my film classes last semester we had to tell a story in 3 pictures for a mini assignment so my friend and I did this
literally showed up cunty as hell dressed like if the pope was a dominatrix and started putting that bald man into situtations. icon ❤️
I still think about the time my DM thought he was clever by using long-term nuclear waste warning messages as part of a dungeon puzzle. Problem is, all the players are autistic with some connection to nuclear semiotics...
-Chemistry lab equipment technician
-High school science teacher
-Special interest in the intersection between art and medicine throughout history
-Special interest in horror, specifically analog horor
-Special interest in radiation and semiotics (me)
As soon as our DM said "the inscription reads: this is not a place of honor," we all started giggling.

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My mom has the world's shortest charging cable. I was over and needed to charge my phone. I asked my mom if she had a longer cord. She did not.
Me: "it's fine, I'll just sit with the 2 inch cord."
Mom: "that's what she said."
Me: "[girlfriend] told you about that???"
At least my girlfriend was nice enough to give me an extra inch. 🥲
The fact that sedation tattoos are a thing, but women are not even routinely offered pain medication for an IUD insertion really says a lot about our society.
I need this on a shirt right now.
If you're a writer you're supposed to write a lot of bullshit. It's part of the gig. You have to write a lot of absolute garbage in order to get to the good bits. Every once in a while you'll be like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time writing bullshit," but that's dumb. That's exactly the same as an Olympic runner being like "Oh, I wish I hadn't wasted all that time running all those practice laps"
So Morrowind has these messages that pop up when you level up that aren't just like "wow you're so epic" but actually kind of relevant to like aging and growing as a person. My favorite one, that feels really relevant (couldn't find a screenshot): "It's all suddenly obvious to you. You just have to concentrate. All the energy and time you've wasted -- it's a sin. But without the experience you've gained, taking risks, taking responsibility for failure, how could you have understood?" Like yeah, it feels like I've wasted a lot of time on projects that may never be finished, or pursuits that I ultimately decided weren't for me. But I've learned so much just by engaging with the process of creating, I wouldn't be the same if I hadn't.
attention to all dashcon attendees
someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag
stay out of the ballpit
there are people who think this is a joke
this is not a joke
please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health
Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

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adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline
And pretending to like oatmeal
here's my cat for your dash btw. if you even care
I care very much
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
happy birthday devils sacrament. i wish you were never born
The day has finally come where I need to up my antidepressants from 10mg to 15mg. I've been hesitant, but my PMDD is only getting worse. It's only an extra half tablet a day. No big deal, right?
HOLY FUCK ESCITALOPRAM IS THE MOST BITTER THING I'VE EVER HAD THE DISPLEASURE OF TASTING.
Look at this man. Listen to his sick beats. Look at the subtle pride on his face. He is confident and doesn't need to prove himself to anyone. This is what passion looks like.

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So not only does this show exist, it has 4 seasons??
@eevachu 👀