Just give me Wilbur and Tommy growing up together headcanons that’s it that’s all I want
Anon do you have any idea what you have just unleashed
Alright so we all know that Phil was a pretty shit dad
Probably travelling type beat
So Wilbur was left alone with Tommy pretty much... all the time
They were eachother's only company. Their only friend's.
Since Wil was left alone to take care of Tommy, he just. He ended up fucking raising him lmfao
He homeschooled him. Taught him how to count, how to read, everything he knew. His values.
Tommy as a toddler would consistently refer to Wilbur as "dad". cue panic
Toddler Tommy, pulling at his sleeve : dad?
"Wilby" was a childhood nickname
It was an attempt of Tommy trying to say "Wilbur"
Anyways any time he uses it Wilbur fucking melts into a puddle
Bonus points it was his first words ahaha
I'd imagine he'd outgrow using it but he'd occassionally slip up and call him that
And proceed to die of embarrassment
I'd also imagine he'd use it to coerce him into doing something he wants
Wilbur, on the verge of tears : okay
He'd probably also call him that when like.. he's really sleepy
Bringing in the Tommy sewing hc, Tommy was the one who sewed Wilbur's yellow sweater.
Tommy taught himself how to sew the rips and tears in his clothes. He enjoyed sewing.
And by enjoyed I mean he aggressively hyperfixated on sewing
Yes I hc c!Tommy with adhd. yes he's a walking disaster.
His mind would just fucking blank while sewing
Tommy : I fixed your shirt :)
Wilbur : it had massive tears???
Tommy : i'm gonna be honest with you wil i have no idea fucking how my hands just do this shit
Tommy was one of those angry gremlins children that bite and scream but as soon as he gets picked up by Wilbur he just (. .)
Tommy : AARRRGRGRGHRGHRRGG
Phil, screaming : GET YO FUCKING DOG BITCH
Tommy can't tie his shoes
He just goes around with untied shoes until he inevitably has to ask Wilbur
Tommy, with untied shoes :
Wilbur : do you need me t-
Tommy : NO I KNOW HOW TO TIE MY FUCKING SHOES FUCK OFF
Tommy, under his breath : please tie my shoes
Wilbur takes Tommy to buy laceless shoes
Tommy, holding a pair of crocs : I got me crocs
Wilbur : I am not buying you crocs
On the rare occassions that Phil is actually there they just. Follow him around
They make it a game to guess how long it'll take before he fucking leaves again
Anyways Tommy and Tubbo are childhood best friends cuz I said so
Tommy just found Tubbo in the park and their souls fuckin intertwined
Wilbur : are you ready to go home
Tommy, holding Tubbo's hand : yes.
Tommy : my best friend :)
Tubbo : our souls have intertwined :D
Tubbo just kinda went with them and never fucking left
Tubbo he sometimes leaves to do his own thing but he always comes back
He's like a fucking cat he just comes for dinner and fucks off after SHFKKSK
Tommy, sitting at the dinner table : where's tubbo?
Wilbur : he doesn't even live here
Tommy : yeah but where's Tubbo
Wilbur : wait shit where is Tubbo-
Phil, on his visit : who the fuck is this
Wilbur, unfazed, reading a geography book : he multiplied.
Bringing in the play au, Tommy and Tubbo did these little shows where they put their imagination on steroids and acted their hearts out
They'd put on these shows for Wilbur
Tommy, holding a cardboard tube : I WILL SLAY YOU, BITCH
Tubbo, in a dragon onesie, gripping onto a barbie doll : THE PRINCESS IS MINE
Tubbo : YOU WILL HAVE TO TRAIN FOR ANOTHER 100 YEARS
Tubbo : *collapses onto the ground*
Tommy, picking up the barbie doll : I SAVED YOU, BITCH!
Wilbur, recording with his phone, tearing up : you're doing amazing, sweetie
Every time Phil comes on one of his visits Tommy takes it upon himself to make a show for him
I'd imagine they'd spend holidays like Christmas alone
Phil would always promise to visit but. He doesn't
They'd always get the same letter. "Sorry boys! Couldn't make it this year. Maybe next year will be different."
He was always with a friend.
Always in an icy sorrounding.
Wilbur, angrily sitting down :
Wilbur, slamming the letter on the table : he isn't coming.
Tommy : but he promised he would?
Wilbur : he always fucking promises he would!
Wilbur, banging his fists on the table : and he NEVER does!
Tommy does the little flappy hand stims
Haha he'd get shamed for it
So Wilbur would flap his hands with him for him to feel more comfortable. Normalised.
Tommy : *does the flappy hand stim*
Wilbur *also does the flappy hand stim*
Phil : Tommy, can you stop that?
Tommy : oh. I'm sorry dadza.
Wilbur : *starts angrily stimming*
Ah fuck after the independance war Tommy stims in excitement for their victory and Wilbur joins him and :(
Fundy : the fuck are they doing
Wilbur and Tommy : *aggressively stimming*
Tubbo : dw it's a brother thing
Tubbo : they just. Do this
Tommy also does the stims where you just bounce up and down
Mother fucker can't stay still he just has to move somehow
Anytime Wilbur had to go out for any errands he'd have to take Tommy with him because he refuses to leave him own his own
I also imagine they'd live in like. A village
Wilbur, trading with a villager :
Villager : ah. I see you brought your son
Wilbur's just trying to get his groceries while Tommy terrorises the villagers
Tommy, running around, laughing, lighting everything on fire with a torch :
Wilbur : h-how many emeralds do you want :)
Wilbur resorted to putting him on a child leash
Which led Tommy to complain and whine while he's dragged around the village
Tommy : WILBY I WANNA GO HOOOOOME
Wilbur : LET ME GET OUR DINNER FIRST
Tommy, bouncing up and down : WIIIIILBYYYYYYY
He's just angrily stimming while Wilbur desperately trades for basic human essentials
Every time Phil is back and actually like. Tries to be their dad he just fails miserably while Wilbur gives him parental advice about taking care of Tommy AHDSKBFBD
Phil, trying to be Tommy's fucking dad :
Wilbur, slamming a manual onto the table :
Wilbur, opening the book : you must handle the gremlin with care
Wilbur : Tommy won't eat that.
Wilbur : sensory overload.
Phil : what the fuck is that
Phil : i'm gonna go out with Tommy for a bit :)
Wilbur : the leash is to your left.
Wilbur : you fool he slumbers at 9pm.
Anon i fucking warned you /lh
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