âHuh,â Sam says one day when theyâre getting a post-run coffee (Steve lapped him ten times; eleven just seemed cruel). Â He reaches over to where Steve, momentarily bored as Sam read the newspaper on his phone, doodled the Washington Monument on his napkin. Â "Youâre good. Â You ever think about selling these?â
"I did, for a while,â Steve says, shrugging. Â "Before the war. Â Little cartoons and things for some money here and there. Â Supplies were hard to get, though.â
"No, not like that, man,â Sam says, and holds up the napkin. Â "Captain America just doodled the Washington Monument on a Starbucks napkin. Â It may be a couple steps away from Banksy levels of commentary on capitalist propaganda, but do you have any idea what the VA would do to get its hands on this?â
Steve nearly snorts into his coffee. Â "Itâs a crappy doodle, Sam.â
âOkay, first of all, if this is a crappy doodle, art you actually put some effort into would probably make my ego spontaneously shrivel up and die,â Sam says, âbut more importantly, you could auction this off and make six figures, probably seven. Â Easy.â
âSure, Sam,â Steve says.
Sam shoves the napkin across the table. Â "Sign it. Â Iâm serious.â
Steve rolls his eyes and signs it. Â
"Now hold it up and point to it.â
âGood enough?â Steve asks.
âHang on, good point, no. Â Say you drew it. Â Iâm going to take a video.â
Three hours later, he sends Steve a link to an eBay auction.
The napkin is at half a million dollars already.
His phone buzzes with a text from Sam. Â "Pick a charity,â it says. Â "Weâre going to do some good that doesnât involve punching people in the face.â
The auction ends at $2.7 million, which Sam chalks up as low due to the lack of publicity until the last day, when the news organizations finally picked up the story. Â It goes to Inner-City Arts, and the next time Steve sees Tony, the napkin is framed on his wall. Â Of course.
The next sketch he does, which raises $4 million for the Wounded Warriors Project, is of Sam punching Hitler in the face. Â He makes a copy of it for Sam, who puts it on his refrigerator.