It's a pun.

HAPPY WIDE WITCH WEDNESDAY

So called free thinkers when its wide witch wednesday

They love to start playing the ‘parental alienation’ card when their adolescent and teenage children want nothing to do with them and/or their new partner after infidelity. A parent does not need to maliciously manipulate their child for that child to hold a grudge against the other parent for harming them. Even if the partner you cheated on isn’t the other parent of your child, it will still damage the way your child sees you and the respect and bond associated with that. When you cheat you damage your relationships with so many people in your life, not just the person you cheated on. Your children will also often see it as a betrayal.

there's probably a better way of wording the last part but like come on it doesn't matter if we're all the same to fascists

The media is trying desperately to get him to beat himself up publicly this weekend (even after taking pole) and he's just like nah I'm not giving you people SHIT. For the first six rounds, we heard about how he needed to be better about public self-criticism and now that he's virtually stopped doing it, it's like they all don't know what to do with themselves.

mclaren: It's giving ✨wholesome✨

never said a bad word about aramco power rankings aramco power rankings are my friend

F1 Drivers in Instagram posts: Not the best race today, disappointed with the results but we are steadily improving. Strategy was great and the pace was there, just need to get a bit more comfortable with the car and make some adjustments. Thanks to the team for your consistent effort. See you next weekend 🏁

this is, somehow, real

the dragon in question

Weird Al is the one who got his ponysona to canonically have children with a pony from my little pony

Hey remember VHS where you bought a box to plug into your tv and you could legally record whatever was playing and then own it for free forever

Like, I am 100 percent on the side of "you should be able to keep and own stuff permanently, I just also think there's a limit to how much breathless mythmaking about the halcyon days of the early nineties I can handle before it starts drifting into low-key misinformation.