toni ⋆.ೃ࿔

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

can everyone stop doing crimes in the fucking snow storm. i am not wearing anything under this outfit i am freezing my spiderdick off

it's always "why do you pace so much" and never "how was the pacing was the pacing fun"

canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye

was trimming ye olde bush in the shower and i kind of fucked up and now it just looks like i tried to give my pussy a taper fade

i am going to suck you off! *puts in plastic vampire teeth and gives you the worst blowjob imaginable*

Yaaaawn! Call me when they're covered in blood and having gay sex

there is 23 gms of protein in an eye contact with her

with your whole heart or don't bother

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*

When the album is so good it pulls your pants down and fingers you in public

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out