There are two people who could have asked me this question. The first is my ex-girlfriend, who is also the answer to it.

Just had a dream where I drove a girl I used to know to a party (after getting a parking ticket, which was converted to GBP for some reason and multiplied based on past infringements, surely not my job creeping in) and this song came on and she somehow knew it already and sang along.

This time a sixtiesish guy came in, clearly having already been drinking all day and probably 15+ drinks over sobriety, sat down next to me, and started bragging to the bartender about how he'd been banned from the premises over the weekend for getting into a fight with the last waitress he'd had because she was too slow to cash his lottery tickets but he knew the owner wasn't in today so he decided to risk it.

The waitress seemed incredibly confused and decided to serve him but was also wary right from the get-go and started avoiding our area because every time she was within earshot he'd start loudly asking her if she thought the past waitress was a loser and if she'd been fired for turning away their best customer or not.

When she wasn't in earshot, he tried asking me if I thought the Israelis were behind the recent wildfires. Like straight-out, no introduction or feeler to see if I'd be interested in talking to him or anything. Being a non-confrontational person, I told him I didn't speak English with zero attempt to affect any sort of accent and he just stared at me with glazed-over stupified eyes. I can't tell if that contradiction short-circuited his brain or if he saw through the transparent lie yet was still too polite to call me out, but he mercifully turned to the other guy on the opposite side of him and started haranguing him about the insidious nature of fifteen minute smart cities instead.

(Before the drunk came in this patron had been longingly eyeing the food I had ordered, sent his own order back to the kitchen for having something wrong with it, and then demanded to have the same thing as me, which is also weird behavior but ultimately tolerable)