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t-shirt that says ask me about my cannibalistic tendencies

don't EVER let softcore gay porn convince you that it's okay to play sports. It's not okay to play sports

Sex is great but have you considered hitting me as hard as you can

being a comic fan is soooo embarrassing like. yeah here’s Blorbo Blinkus. i constantly rotate them in my mind. anyway would you like to hear how every single portayal of them ever is Wrong and mine is correct

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

evil bruno mars i’d throw a grenade at you

norp

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

they dont name bitches eustace OR muriel anymore

No one has the Courage 🤷🏼‍♂️

ever since i was a little girl i knew i was doomed to take things too seriously and think about them forever

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people