Vladimir

i didn’t forget about you, putin. ill never forget about you

t h a n k y o u

Save him.

We don’t want him saved.

Bad and naughty Presidents get put in the sea wiggler to atone for their conquests

he returns to the murky depths from whence he came

hes malachite now

. . .

Excuse you

IM GONE, BABY

Ps. Dont fucking drive drunk. It’s not cute and it’s not cool. Buzzed driving is drunk driving. AAA will give your dumbass a ride home for free if you call 1-800-222-4357. Don’t make tonight a night you regret forever.

Bringing this back before the 4th of July

AAA doesn’t cover all areas, so be sure to look into other options such as Uber, public transport, a designated driver, etc!!! Stay safe!!!!

Use these promo codes on uber to get a free ride -corianders (up to $20) -ubermenot(up to $25, may only apply to ur first ride) -appstore (up to $10) Only for 1st rides: -firstride20 (up to $20) -firstridedc (up to $20, DC area only) -firstridesf (up to $20, SAn Francisco only) -firstridenyc (up to $20, NYC only) -firstridechi (up to $20, Chicago only) Stay safe !!!! If u know ur gonna be drinking please take the time beforehand to plan out a ride home

#team 'i know i'm ugly but i still have hope because sometimes my selfies turn out okay'

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