#notmypresident #notmyvicepresident

since april fool’s day is tomorrow i would like to remind everyone that my entire existence is a massive joke

netflix and by yourself :/

I love how tumblr doesn’t even tell you its updated its just like spot the difference you little fuckers 

Shout out to all the bacterial colonies that live on my skin and in my guts and junk and keep things running smoothly.. microbiomes you’re the real mvps

what’s the mood for february?

January, but this time it’s personal.

January 2: Fast and February

the funny part is that the alternate title was something mundane like “flight 93″ and samuel l. jackson made the director change it back to “snakes on a plane” bc he said it was the only reason he auditioned

if someone ever tells you “well, you don’t look like a lesbian” just respond with “well, you don’t look stupid, but I guess we were both wrong”

You can’t usually smell your own house (or perfume) because of a survival instinct called ‘olfactory adaptation.’ The brain is always looking for new, unusual, or changing smells as a sign of possible danger, so it ignores smells that have become familiar. Source

i love cats that sit like this. thank you, cats that sit like this

HAPPY DAY ONE OF VALENTINES DAY💗💞💝💖💗💞💖💕💘💓💕💗💗💗💘💖💗💞💝💖💗💞💗💘💕💞💖💗💗💞💗💘💕💓💖💗💝💝💘💕💖💘💗💞💓💗💘💝💘💖💘💘💕💕💕💓💖💗💞💗💘💗💝💖💓💖💞💝

after experiencing “feelings” i have decided that this just isn’t for me but thank you for the opportunity

they won’t even admit the knife is there.

The essence of the “color blind” movement right here.

2018 is about little victories. we’re not putting pressure on ourselves to become everything we’ve always wanted to be because nobody can do that in a year. instead we’re focusing on making forward strides and we’re celebrating every single win no matter how small.