This Guy Are Sick

When you’ve been hanging out for restrictions to lift so you can treat your pals to lunch and then someone else grabs the bill

*stage whisper* That’s the EVIL number

When you’re usually-held-together friends start talking to you about how isolated and down they’re feeling lately, but you’ve been a champion at that mood for years

When someone tries to give you dieting and exercise tips while you’re trying to chow down on your third burrito of the day

When your friends have repeatedly told you to cut your ex out of your life but you still end up texting them anyway and getting your feelings hurt

When you stand up too quick and your body does the thing and almost gives out on you

When you go through a casual breakdown but your friend pulls you out of it, and the only thing you know how to do to show gratitude is to fling gifts at them and hope they know what you mean by it

Heya pals~

When some gross dude’s chatting you up at the bar and you’re trying to pretend like you’re paying attention while you desperately try to make eye contact with your friend to commence a rescue mission

When you’ve been planning a witty comeback to something one of your friends said, but it falls flat with the rest of the crew

When you remember something embarrassing you did 8 years ago just as you’re trying to fall asleep

When one of your friends starts spouting off some nonsense and you need to send a prayer to the Lord for you to not ruin this man’s career

When you’re drunk off your ass and trying to convince your friend to walk you to McDonald’s

When one of your friend’s goes out on a date and you already got the gossip off of one friend, but need to casually pry it direct from the source

When you remember the tea you made like two hours ago is still sitting on your kitchen bench

When you feel obligated to stick up for a male relative even though you low key also hate them

When your friend tells you to “get yourself together” and dial into a group chat