Sunshine Riptide

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times

Realistically I know “let’s all kill ourselves” is just as bad or maybe worse than “im going to kill myself” but in my head it’s like. ok but im establishing a sense of community and proposing a group activity? like are we really going to get mad about that

dude it's just politics, it doesn't matter. all it does is shape every single aspect of the society you live in from the second you are born until forever

t shirt that says i ❤️ my double standards that favor women

a good fan edit will change how to you listen a certain song forever

trials and tribulations ass year

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

just overheard my dad on the phone going “yeah, i’d be more than happy to buy her daughter off of you, how much would you be willing to trade her for?” and got Very Worried for a second before remembering that he manages dairy farms for a living. surely there’s gotta be a better way to word that man

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

this person wins everybody else go home

Still not what I want