grumpy little coffee bean

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

this guy gets it

The decadence

lost in the sauce

being able to teleport must suck ass when you have adhd

“why the FUCK am I in nevada”

People with psychological disorders often have minds that are strong enough to withstand immense pain and change the course of their entire lives (often for the worse), but too weak to adapt to even the smallest of positive changes. It’s a sad paradox.

GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive

i see a capybara and my brain goes “capybapy” and there’s nothing i can do about it

i think im having two mental break downs at the same time and they’re canceling each other out

*me making my seventh tea / coffee of the day* maybe this little beverage will motivate me to finish my work