Regulus

The best part about being asexual is knowing that you will never be honeypotted. I often picture myself as a mark in a James Bond movie who has information or something and Daniel Craig saunters up in his sexiest tux to seduce me and I’m just like “No thank you” no matter what he does and then he has an existential crisis and walks away in a daze then sends in Moneypenny cause maybe I just like women and I’m like “hey girl, no thanks” and send her away as well and they just never get the information. I am an immovable plot piece without even knowing it. Sorry James but I defy the tropes of your genre.

Happy International Asexuality Day

researching Elizabeth Short’s (the black dahlia) murder and when her murder sent her belongings he wrote “here is dahlias belongs” instead of “here are dahlias belongings” on the note, I find that interesting because the way Short was cut suggested that it was someone with a medical background, so logical he would have been well educated.

my mom pointed out that “here is” is a non-abbreviated version of “here’s”, so it might have made sense to a non-native English speaker

There's "committing to the bit" and then there's whatever the fuck Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster were doing on television every week from 2006-2014