Unbetitelt

The name change is actually a ploy to distract us from the only TikTok in months being a picture of ingredients. A picture. What do you want me to do with that William.

I feel like there are no more towers left to hit and we haven’t even gotten that TikTok yet

I would like to formally apologise to Macklin Celebrini for ever making fun of his behaviour yesterday. I would also attempt a shitty keg stand and end up in the loving arms of a group of men if my special boybestfriend was getting zooted with his old situationship. In matching clothes no less.

I was going to make fun of Will for chewing with his mouth open but then I realised that he probably can’t breathe

And just when you think you've hit rock bottom, you find yourself jealous of a dog.

I suppose I understand the concept of an "Elevated Cupcake Experience" (at least I think I do???) but the thought of them being actually physically elevated is unfortunately hilarious so I choose to believe they will have them hanging from the ceiling or something

Already saw multiple "51st State" comments, so the next McDonald's I see is getting set on fire and that is a promise.