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Summary: While on a mission to retrieve a mysterious, magical item, Alucard encounters Alexander Anderson in an altered state.
Sample below the cut
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Something was wrong here.
Alucard took in the warehouse from the door he had just forced open, quiet and heavy with the scent of death - and buzzing with a strange, angry chittering noise that he couldn’t hear, but could feel. It hummed in the air with unfamiliar magic and obvious fury, and Alucard had no idea what it could be. It sounded almost like the angry buzzing of an insect, but it was clearly coming from a magical or arcane source, one that he had never before encountered.
Alucard stepped further into the dusty, dimly lit warehouse, walking past rows of pallets and shelving racks, heading towards the scent of blood. His footsteps did not ring out in the large space. He kept his presence purposefully quiet, a decision made due to the strange nature of the situation. It was never wise to meddle with unknown magic, even for a being as powerful as he was.
When considering this mission Integra had decided, somewhat grudgingly, that the risk was too great to send human soldiers, or even Seras. His fledgling was young and unaccustomed to any kind of magic, much less magic of the unfamiliar sort. And so Integra had ordered Alucard to find and retrieve an unknown magical object not listed in the Hellsing archives - which was quite a feat, being that the Hellsing archives were one of the largest sources of magical and arcane knowledge in the world - after receiving a lead that the object was likely being kept within this warehouse district.
And so, Alucard was here.
The chittering grew stronger the further into the warehouse he walked. Alucard gauged it to be coming from the front of the building, and he turned to head in that direction. Looking up through the racks towering around him towards the sound, he caught glimpses of windows high up on the wall ahead, overlooking the working floor below. It was a second level, likely offices. There looked to be an open area beneath the offices where the rows of shelves ended and Alucard caught sight of bay doors and several parked forklifts; it was where the scent of blood and death was strongest. He approached silently.
Alucard walked out from between the final rows of shelving and into the open space - and froze instantly. There were about a dozen or so dead bodies strewn about, all cut down in various messy, grisly ways, as he had been expecting.
What he had not expected was Alexander Anderson, sprawled flat on his back in the center of the carnage and dressed only in a pair of tight, black boxer shorts and his usual silver cross.
Alucard instantly spread out his shadows, feeling out the entire floor of the warehouse for the threat as he analyzed Anderson’s body. He didn’t bother checking the upstairs offices as there was obviously something up there, undoubtedly the very thing he was looking for. Alucard was now close enough to know that the object likely held some kind of sentience, and he didn’t want whatever it was to come down - not before he could figure out why Anderson was basically naked and laid out flat on the floor.
All he found was a single living human in a dark corner of the warehouse, injured and cursing quietly as he bandaged a profusely bleeding slash in his thigh - Anderson’s work, obviously. The human was clearly not a threat to either of them, so Alucard turned his full focus to the priest. The human couldn’t get far, not with a wound like that. Alucard would hunt him down for answers soon enough.
After he had addressed the priest.
He approached the man slowly, narrowing his eyes at what he saw. Anderson was panting hard and sweating profusely, a puddle of sweat actually pooling beneath his body. He was flushed head to toe, and wisps of steam rose up from his skin in the cool warehouse air. Alucard stepped beside the man and raised his brows - because Anderson was sporting a very pronounced and very large erection that his sweat soaked boxers were doing absolutely nothing to hide.
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I’ve been listening to this song almost non-stop, and it doesn’t line up with the Andercard vibes exactly - but I love the twisted, affectionate violence of burning everything and screwing everyone over for the one you love, which in my opinion is an element to the Alucard/Anderson dynamic.
I see the refrain from Anderson’s perspective, because Alucard is “his monster”, and ultimately Anderson did do all that he did at the end of Hellsing for Alucard. He knew the Major’s plan and jumped right into it because it was an opportunity to actually kill Alucard.
I also love the ties to Dante’s inferno, with Anderson being Dante and Alucard be Virgil, in a twisted mirror version. Because Anderson does leave Alucard behind, falling by Alucard’s hand - both a representation of what Alucard wanted - to fall by Anderson’s hand - and a gift to escape Alucard’s own fate. And just like how Hymn to Virgil is an alternate universe where Dante decides to stay with Virgil, I listen to this song as an alternate universe where Anderson stays with Alucard, rather than throwing everything away in one final, impulsive act.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Recursive:
Alucard's perspective of Kaleidoscope.
Bound By Red Threads:
Anderson's perspective of The Ties That Bind Us.
Neither Living Nor Dead, Neither Day Nor Night:
Alucard's perspective of Neither a Fairytale Nor a Horror Story, But Something In Between.
Error in Judgement:
Anderson's perspective of A Trap With Teeth.
Aim Higher –Be His New God:
Alucard's perspective of Cupid's Packing a .357 Magnum.
I'll Watch You Burn:
Alucard's perspective of There Is No Victory In Strength.
Behold, the long-awaited alternate POV fics! As a birthday gift to me, you should shower them all with lots and lots of comments, lol.
I seesawed on whether or not to include Biting the Bullet, but the way I structured that fic makes it kind of impossible to flip around and still work plot-wise.
Mentions of Rape, Quasi-necrophilia, Abuse, Slavery and power dynamics.
Being honest here, none of these ships are more or less ethical than the other, and I'm tired of acting like one is more or less okay simply because of the fact that people like them or have an excuse as to why it's 'okay' in comparison.
None of these are healthy, every ship in this show is comship or darkship.
If we go by laws, literally every ship with Alucard or Seras can be considered rape as they both can't technically consent and can't be considered autonomous, they are owned by Hellsing.
Every ship with them would also be quasinecrophilic in nature as they are both vampires.
Doing this because I'm no longer a part of the fandom and therefore have nothing to lose. I also don't care if this gets any attention, positive or negative, I just feel like someone had to say something.
This is not meant to be an attack on any of these ships or people that ship them, merely a post that I hope will make people think about their own biases before commenting on the ships in the fandom
PipSeras
Sexual harassment - Pip tries to kiss and touch Seras w/o consent.
Age gap relationship - Pip is visibly and clearly older than Seras
Non-Con - As per the intro, Seras cannot legally consent, therefore it is rape.
Quasinecrophilic - Seras is undead and that would mean Pip is basically in a relationship with a walking corpse.
SerTegra
Abuse of Power dynamics - Integra is Seras's primary owner and boss. Seras is her slave by extension of Alucard.
Non-Con - As Per Intro. Even if this wasn't the case, it would also be cohersive because of the fact that Integra is her boss and has control over her ability to eat, where she sleeps and if she's even allowed to be alive. Integra can literally decide she wants Seras dead anytime she wants and Seras can't really do anything about it.
Quasinecrophilic - Seras is undead, Again.
AluSeras
As the kiddies say, Pseudoincestuous? Idk, to the wider fandom people apparently view them as father and daughter. I don't get it.
Kidnapping/Murder - Seras was basically murdered then kidnapped by Alucard.
"grooming" even when nothing in the media actually supports this claim, besides the fact they knew each other before Integra was an adult. Even when Alucard shows no sexual interest in her before she's in her 20s.
Non-con again - Alucard is basically an heirloom that Integra inherited and owns as a slave. He is bound to her a literally cannot leave. She decides when he eats, when he sleeps, if he's allowed to leave, etc. He is legally not an autonomous entity and can basically be classified as an object.
Age Gap - Alucard is an ancient vampire, Integra is around 21.
Quasinecrophilic Again.
AnderCard
"Disrespectful towards Catholics" because Anderson is a priest and he has a vow of celibacy, and to ship with him would be breaking that vow.
Age Gap - Ancient vampire with a man that is probably only 60
Non-con - same as before.
Hatefucking - who doesn't like a good hate fuck? This fandom, apparently. They have to love each other for the relationship to be okay. They also tried to kill each other multiple times.
Quasinecrophilic
AbeCard (I know this isn't a main ship but I'm not a hypocrite)
Non-con - Alucard is his slave and is owned by Abraham and therefore cannot consent to him in a way that wouldn't be coercive or forced.
Abuse - Implied to have tortured Alucard while experimenting on him.
Slavery/Imprisonment - Alucard is a slave to Abraham, and is held captive as what is basically a war trophy after Abraham beat him in a fight.
Cheating - If we go off the book, Abraham is married and never divorced his wife because of his religion.
Age Gap - Ancient vampire with a man in his fifties.
Quasinecrophilic
Any Self Ship with Alucard (No, you people aren't safe either)
All of these have rape, quasinecrophillia, Age Gaps, Questionable power dynamics and stuff that is equally bad to the previous ones. Also these could count as pedophilia if the person shipping themself with Alucard is underage (this could basically be self grooming).
ANY SHIPS WITH MILLENNIUM
Same things as before but nazi flavored.
IAdding on to this, no one in Hellsing is a moral person.
The main Character is literally an undead warlord who has killed countless innocent people, raped people (Hellsing is based on Dracula/Coppola and Dracula did rape Lucy on screen, don't argue with me), Tried to take over Britain, Killed babies, likes war, and basically enjoys killing in general. STOP WOOBIFYING HIM.
I think this is a really important post to have within the Hellsing fandom, and I’m sorry that op had bad experiences within the fandom because they’re right on this fact right here:
Anyone who contributes or consumes content within the Hellsing fandom has NO right to judge ANYONE else in the fandom.
Hellsing is itself a dark fantasy manga with heavy themes of violence, discrimination, sexual abuse, war crimes and unhealthy power and relationship dynamics, with all of the characters being either evil, selfish, morally flawed, or all of the above - with the sole exception being Seras Victoria. Everyone else? Bad people or people who have done bad things (Integra being in the latter camp - I could make a whole other post analyzing her with how complicated her character/situation is), and if you’ve read the manga or watched the anime then you should know this.
Also, HUGE point right here - Hirano is straight up problematic. It’s no secret that he used to draw (and I’m sure he still does, just maybe not to publish) rape scenes in porn manga that involved women, or women who look like teen girls - and who probably were teen girls, in some of his stories. And it’s an influence we see when Alucard kills Rip Van Wrinkle, because it looks incredibly suggestive. So anyone who doesn’t like a ship because it’s got probable grooming in it (looking at you Alucard/Integra haters), just remember that fact about Hirano.
This isn’t to say the fandom shouldn’t exist or that everyone in it are bad people who condone bad things, because of course we aren’t bad people, and in real life we would never condone the bad stuff in Hellsing. Fiction is a grey area, because its domain lies in the human mind and psychology. There are many places within fiction and how people interact with it that are hard to classify, and the Hellsing fandom is fascinating because of that.
I think about it myself often, about what it means for me to enjoy Hellsing, what it might say about me as a person. The thing with Hirano is what bothers me the most, but it doesn’t stop me from interacting from the content - because my special interest in Hellsing ultimately helps me. It’s fun to play with the characters, whether I’m analyzing them, writing about them, or drawing them. It’s my hobby, and it helps me step away from a life that can be quite stressful at times. It’s helped me develop my art and writing skills in ways I didn’t think I could. Do I agree with anything the characters do? Of course not. If I were magically isekai-ed into the middle of the manga as a character in the plot I’d die in five pages or less, because I’m not a person who will stand by and hide when I see something bad happening.
But that’s just me. Everyone else gets something different from Hellsing and its characters, and I have no issues with that.
One final thing, there is something I do disagree with op on: Go ahead and woobify all the characters you want. You wanna make Alucard a sniffly soft baby man? Sure, go ahead. Because making content in fandom is sometimes more about the creator and what they want to get from it. I’ve definitely gone through phases of mischaracterizing a character to fit them into what I wanted, which I think is fine to do. Sometimes you just gotta let people do what they wanna do, and if it’s not for you then just block, ignore, and move along.
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