Cos.. Yeah

This makes these commercials 100 times better

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

Fuck you, Barbara 

You want to do this now, Helen?

Oh it is on Brenda

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.

At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?

C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

God this is magical

ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

Tom Hiddleston having problems to convince fans of his athletic prowess will never get old.

What a goober.

Someday I will have cool hair….

Omfg he just looks so happy and excite like hello yes friend where are we going today?

The first movie really did have a great script.

did they really have a script though? was it not just johnny depp and orlando bloom being sarcastic assholes?

In Marvel we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I’m with you ‘till the end of the line,” which roughly translates to “I can’t hurt you because even when I had nothing I had you.” I think that’s beautiful.