Ya Know.

someone: wow i hate alcohol its so stupid we shouldnt have to get drunk to have fun me, on my 4th shot: yea me too

Growing up my parents made me believe that someone turning a light on in the car while I’m driving was going to be a much bigger issue in my life than it actually is.

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke

You knew that Harambe would die for our sins yet remained silent

This is my favorite thing about the press tour

this post is better than the movie

Digging the guy in the white who knows the lyrics