redwolf21

I have been told to reblog this as USPS propaganda.

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all mail orange cats....

*guy stumbles out of torture labyrinth, covered in dirt and blood, clothes torn, on the verge of passing out with a thousand yard stare* maybe... Maybe I will buy myself a yummy treat. As a reward

writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

Royals will procreate with the most beautiful women and still produce the ugliest little bastards it’s actually a impressive

why are my two favorite tropes "seemingly powerful and dominating guy turns out to be kind of pathetic" and "silly goofball of a man turns out to be terrifyingly powerful"

my problem is that i dont want to be a professional artist but i also have never wanted to do anything but be an artist

wanna get sponsored by a lord so I can live on one of their many sprawling estates and make funny little paintings until I die of consumption