Let me be horny in peace

little love bunny

😍 You're such a little freak (affectionate)

🕯️ You have a very comforting energy

🦴 You intimidate me

😳 Looking at you lustfully respectfully

🐇 I'll hunt you for sport (maybe I'm flirting)

💘 We match eachother's freak too well

💞 I'd let you do whatever you want to me

😘 Covering your face with kisses

💌 I'm too shy to message you first but you seem cool

🌸 I have a secret crush on you

🪱 Would you still love me, if i was a worm? :(

👠 Step on mee

🚬 I'm kidnapping you

🧸I volunteer to be your plushie

🐕 Petting you cause you're a good girl/boy

🎨 What color underwear are you wearing?

📷 Touching myself to your pictures

🫀 I want to fight you (sexual reasons)

🥊I want to fight you (you're annoying)

👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 We should be roommates🏳️‍🌈

👁️ I'm outside your house

🦷 Biting you biting you biting you biting you-

🥃 Taking you to the gay bar

🤐 Touch grass

🌌 Let's go stargazing

🐟 Taking you on an aquarium date

we really, really should. 🚬

another piece for my noir series ;)

Been thinking about the shell a lot lately.

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Yes, I know you miss being smart but we agreed that keeping you this way makes everyone happiest. Listen to you and all your big ideas. There's nothing you can do. Five more minutes and you'll be a drooling horny mess again. I do enjoy these short talks while we wait for you to get stupid again though!