robbing lips and kissing banks under this moon

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

A three-circle venn-diagram where the circles are "sex workers", "the furry community", and "people working in morgues". I don't know what the overlap parts are.

Fourth circle needed: IT workers

You say that with such confidence that I am compelled to trust your vision. Personally I have no idea where this is going.

i'd say the overlap between "sex workers" and "people who work in morgues" is probably "seeing naked strangers a lot"

"professional handling of bodies of strangers"?

Okay I’ve gone through many of the reblogs and “prefer when clients don’t talk to them” is peak

Statement of Y/N, regarding their time in servitude to the entity formerly known as One Direction. Statement begins.

big fan of when characters meet another version of themselves and their first instinct is to literally physically kill their doppelganger with their own two hands. which could mean absolutely nothing.

Can we stop clogging up the harrymort tag with Tom please I’m genuinely SO SICK of it. I WANT him snake-faced that’s THE WHOLE APPEAL

Fic where Miranda is called for a family emergency on some remote Greek Isle, brings Andy, and proceeds to be absolute irate (not jealous, definitely not) when Andy keeps getting flustered by her twin sister, Donna Sheridan.

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny