red team CARRIES

aw man. i am So Freaking Lost 😔

dead? aw, man! Tomorrow was all you can eat day at the chow hall!*

You can't die 😠 I'm bored!!!

Oh man, that is a BURN. Dude, you just got BURNED. BURNED, dude. BUUURNED 🔥🔥🔥

Well hey there Omega! Welcome to my lightish-red head 😀

Sorry Sarge, he's not sleeping; he's doing DRUGS 😠

or how about ASS DISASTER 🥳

Stealing and killing are a HUGE rush. I wish I'd started at a much younger age**

A three coat waxing is just my way of saying I care 😉

Hey, Simmons...? I think he shot me too 😨

SIMMONS... I NEED YOUR OVARIES 🙏

Wash, I could KISS YOU 💕

No, I mean, it's not true that dirt tastes like chocolate, right 🤨??

I've always did wanna be a hero! ...And a LIAR 😀

That guy phillip must've had a Fucked Up Shaped Head 😮

I LOVE YOU TOO LOPEZ 🥺

Fine 😒 DIE 😤! See if I care 😠!!!

You're my father 🫢? Oh, my... That makes ME ✨Fabulous Jesus✨!

You guys are doing a beach episode WITHOUT ME ??

In your face, wrench 🔧... In your FACE! Take that, 💀BONE HEAD💀