this is the mini golf anon, do you think the Bleach bros and gals would survive a game of dodgeball?
(This is a very late request)
✧ BLEACH characters playing dodgeball
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⋆°.•✦ Ichigo: The reluctant team captain
Ichigo: “Okay guys this is just a game of dodgeball. You’re not allowed to use powers—
A ball flies past his head at a very fast speed that even he gets scared
He quickly turns around and… what a damn surprise
⋆°.•✦ Renji: Dramatic player
His dodge strategy is terrible. He’s just standing in the open, yelling, and daring people to throw at him
And when someone finally hits him with the ball. instead of walking out normally he collapses on the floor dramatically
Renji: “Tell… Rukia… I fought bravely…”
Rukia: “Renji, get off the damn floor!”
⋆°.•✦ Zaraki: Everyone hide
Picks up the ball and grins widely
Zaraki: “Finally, a sport with violence. I’ve waited my whole life for this.”
He throws the ball so fucking hard it even exploded against the wall… rip
Everyone: “WE JUST LOST ONE BALL BECAUSE OF YOU!”
⋆°.•✦ Orihime: Treats this like a family friendly game
She gently throws the ball and it eliminates at least 3 people
Everyone’s just staring at her all shocked and confused cause that move was crazy
Ichigo: “Wow, you actually got Renji right at his face. That’ll show him which team is better and stronger!”
Tries to calculate the distances and the chances of getting hit by the ball
But it’s too much for him so the first thing that ended up getting knocked over were his dear glasses
Uryu: “THATS NOT ALLOWED, YOU KNOW!”
⋆°.•✦ Sado: Helping hand of the team
Another one who’s taking this game very seriously because he won’t let his team down
He throws the ball and uses his ability el directo… the other team started panicking and running away LMAO
Ichigo: “What the hell man, I thought I said no using your powers!”
Sado: “We won this round anyway. That’s what matters.”
⋆°.•✦ Byakuya: Doesn’t want to be here
Deeply offended with the concept of dodgeball when he could be doing other important stuff
A ball hits him and he’s stays standing there like a damn statue… HELLO WAKE UPPPP
He slowly picks it up and and throws it back with great precision… he eliminates 5 players
The other team: “Damn he’s gonna get meeee!!”
⋆°.•✦ Rukia: It’s payback time.. or so she thought
She’s gonna get revenge from Byakuya because her team did NOT deserve that huge ass L
She picks up a ball and throws it to the other team but notices that Byakuya caught the ball with Senbonzakura petals
Rukia: “CHEATER! YOU CANT USE YOUR POWERS!”
⋆°.•✦ Yoruichi: Demonstrating techniques
Someone asked her how she dodges so well
Yoruichi: “It’s simple. Watch closely.”
Three people throw at her and she’s doing backflips, spins, and lands perfectly. The entire gym goes silent
Yoruichi: “Like that. All of you should try it.”
⋆°.•✦ Urahara: Fake panicking
Someone throws a ball at him with fast speed
He trips over literally nothing, dramatically, while the ball misses him completely
And he immediately stands up like everything is perfectly fine. Gets made fun of afterwards
⋆°.•✦ Shinji: Show off moment
He’s just smiling to himself
Shinji: “Step aside everyone, this is how a real professional player does it. Thank me later.”
He purposely throws the ball in the wrong direction just to get a rise out of everyone
It bounces off the wall very quickly and knocked someone out… well I guess that worked
⋆°.•✦ Shuhei: Is thinking about lunch time
Shuhei: “Guysssss I’m hungry… when’s lunchtime an what are we having today?
Someone: “WILL YOU SHUT UP AND PLAY?! THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS!”
He finds a random guitar and uses it to protect himself from getting hit… and where the hell did the guitar come from anyway
He’s just running around like a scared mouse lmao
⋆°.•✦ Izuru: High chance he doesn’t want to be here
His throws are actually weirdly accurate despite the many times he said he wouldn’t throw at anyone
He gently throws the ball and it curves like fate itself and perfectly eliminates someone
Izuru: “Damn. I wish I had missed.”
Shuhei: “Quiet but dangerous. You’re gonna be a great help on our team heh..”
⋆°.•✦ Rangiku: Not running
Someone throws at her and she’s dodged but sighs so loud to get her teammates attention LMAO
Rangiku: “Aw, do we really have to run in this game? I’m soooooo tireddddddd.”
Decides to power walk just to annoy her teammates on purpose and the looks of their faces make her giggle
⋆°.•✦ Toshiro: It’s getting cold in here
Everyone is underestimating him… but that’s where they’re all wrong
He freezes every ball that comes flying his way. And when he throws, the balls have already been frozen
Someone: “USING YOUR POWERS IS NOT ALLOWED!”
Toshiro: “THATS MY STRATEGY!”
⋆°.•✦ Shunsui: He’s here to relax
Sitting on the floor while everyone’s running around screaming, crying, and whining
Shunsui: “Why don’t we all just slow down and enjoy this lovely afternoon?”
Ball immediately hits him and he’s still sitting on the floor while
Shunsui: My, that wasn’t so friendly.”
⋆°.•✦ Jushiro: Must be protected
Jushiro: “Ah I’m fine, guys. I can still play.”
His team: Protect him, alright?”
A ball is thrown at him and it lightly touches his head but not hard enough to knock him down
His team is now crying that they failed to protect their precious captain
⋆°.•✦ Gin: The caked up snake
Heh he even showed up in somewhat tight shorts and a tee shirt… why’s he kinda caked up…
Rangiku: “What.. are you even wearing?”
Gin: “Don’t like my outfit or don’t like how my team is going to win?
He’s throwing the balls very quickly and it’s all fun and games until they start hissing at the players… literally what
⋆°.•✦ Aizen: The annoying player
He’s just smiling and aura farming at the same time LMAO
Suddenly makes the balls turn into butterflies… and starts throwing them to everyone without dropping that annoying ass smile
Aizen: “Welcome to my dodgeball socie—
⋆°.•✦ Ulquiorra: Darkness
He magically turns off the lights inside the gym so now it’s a game of darkness dodgeball
Aizen: “Finally. Let the game of dodgeball begin.”
This is even more scary than a damn haunted maze
⋆°.•✦ Starrk: Counting Z’s
Left his precious wolves unattended and suddenly they’re chasing the balls that are being thrown like a game of fetch
Starrk: “Five more minutes…”
Catches a ball in his deep sleep with great speed
Throws it and ends up eliminating half of the other team. Sorry, but he’s number 1… heh…
⋆°.•✦ Nnoitra: Pray? No. Play, Santa Teresa
He uses his scythe to hit the balls like he’s playing a damn game of baseball I can’t
Nnoitra: “You’re not getting away from me!!”
He then went into his final form and started throwing a lot of balls with his many arms… Oh and Zaraki got hit right at his face LMAO
Zaraki: “Is this dude nuts??!!”
⋆°.•✦ Grimmjow: It was nice knowing you all
Started throwing ceros and running around the gym like crazy
Grimmjow: “THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN THROWING THOSE DAMN FOAM THINGS!!”
Suddenly the gym was starting to crumble down and for the first time… no one even cared. Except for ichigo
Ichigo: “I am NOT responsible for any of this, just letting everyone know. Also, you’re a big cheater!”
Yoruichi: “That was so damn fun! We should all play again, right?
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