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Yo captain Hirako, don't forget to wish your lieutenant a happy birthday!

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I like to think Shinji when genuinely angry, the subtle bad mood, hes silent. Cagey behavior is more on the front lines where sarcasm takes over his behavior library. Answers short and far from helpful. Almost as if he's egging on the idea to banter than convers.
Before you know it, hes isolated in his personal space of choice, ears occupied by jazz music replacing the importance of therapy.
Edit: hc that his mouth shutting to show no teeth is when you know he's not in a good mood or in the presence of something/someone he does not particularly get down with.
Another two future akumatizations, Switcheroo and Perfate Switcheroo: "Hello there, friend, forgive my intrusion, but I feel the shame and despair of someone whose deepest secrets were revealed against their will. Humans can be such difficult creatures; they lie and pretend to be something they aren't. Isn't that horrible? I see that, and I can help you. from now on, you'll have the power to decide who will be who, and no one can go against your will, but only if you agree, of course. Perfate: "Hello there, Adrien. forgive my intrusion but I feel a great burden placed on your shoulders, always needing to attend to others' expectations. Do you ever wish you could be somebody else? Well, I can give you this power, only if you agree of course."
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*Instantly worried*
You okay? Do you not like your birthday?
OP- happy [[belated]] birthday. Thank you guys for the wait/wishes and all that jazz. Enjoy this comic.
HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY SHINJI
Reposting old works
Just some doodles
The Bob-Haired Duo
2024.2.6
When Rukia does her hair like her brother
2024.2.2
Modern human-world Ulquiorra in a hoodie
2024.2.23
Gin Snake
2024.2.23
If he had become a Gotei 13 captain
2024.4.15
Hinamori the Nun. With reference.
2024.3.19
Happy V Day!
Alright here we go here's pt 2 of Bleach guys holding your hand!! Thank u @ireallylikehotguys for suggesting this I'm always open for more suggestions
Alas, let's get on with the bullshit
Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez:
This guy probably always walks like he's in a hurry and pissed so he's the type to just grab ur arm and drag u along because you're slow as hell (his words, not mine, don't shoot the messenger). But like, he's dragging you along. Trust me, he wouldn't bother if he didn't actually want u there too. He's a cat, pretending it's mere coincidence you end up in the same place together.
Ulquiorra Cifer:
He doesn't get it. Obviously. Look at who we're talking about. But deep inside, he craves the connection. Start off small, he won't pull away, he'll probably keep glancing down at your entwined hands. He may be quiet, but don't be fooled, he's been thinking about and analyzing the small intimacy since you took his hand.
Coyote Starrk:
Let's be real here. Hand holding? No, he's draping himself over you like the overtired bum he is. This is 100% a nap disguised as a romantic gesture. And if Lilynette sees? Oh there'll be no peace. For him. You're just a casualty here. But then again, something tells me you don't mind this grown, warm man using you like a cat finding a sun spot.
Szayelaporro Granz:
He's....yeah. alright. It might look romantic on the surface, because of the positioning and gesture. You may think of it as such, but do not be fooled. Like Mayuri, He's probably analyzing the oils on your skin rn or some bullshit and just disguising it with theatrical romance, saying shit like "love is the greatest unsolved mystery, the most dangerous drug, and the most thrilling hypothesis for a scientist" or whatever. He's distracting you, the moment you look away he's gonna lick your hand. Kink or science? The line is blurrier than you'd think.
Shuhei Hisagi:
Now. This poor guy. Is not good at handling casual intimacy at all oh my dayssss. Does he want it?? Yes. Will he be red in the face and unable to speak if he receives it?? Yes indeed. Don't give up tho, perhaps one day he might be able to look at you during such a moment! Ah but he does love it, craves it even. He's just...bad at handling it.
Rojuro Otoribashi:
Now this is a man who's romantic to his cooooorreeee. Hand holding? Yes, but what's better? Dramatically kissing your hand and pulling you in by the waist, now THATS romantic. He will be using this moment as inspiration later, he will be writing you a ballad, there is no escape. He will happily serenade you, but like, privately and romantically. You are indeed his muse.

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Did someone remember the Arclight brothers?
I was a huge fan of Chris/V sigh sob need to correct his face too
Family angst is my fav, thank you so much
i just think merag should be allowed to maim him a bit
Ah, a misunderstanding, I do apologize. I had suggested the history with home recipe as a way to say I’m good with given instruction and recipe for coffee and baked sweets. I was thinking to help Momo create a coffee/refresher we could sell based on the Captain’s favorite flavors, but I do apologize once more and wish you much success!!! 😵💫
this is the mini golf anon, do you think the Bleach bros and gals would survive a game of dodgeball?
For sure ;)
(This is a very late request)
✧ BLEACH characters playing dodgeball
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⋆°.•✦ Ichigo: The reluctant team captain
Ichigo: “Okay guys this is just a game of dodgeball. You’re not allowed to use powers—
A ball flies past his head at a very fast speed that even he gets scared
He quickly turns around and… what a damn surprise
Renji: “Oops. Haha!!”
⋆°.•✦ Renji: Dramatic player
His dodge strategy is terrible. He’s just standing in the open, yelling, and daring people to throw at him
And when someone finally hits him with the ball. instead of walking out normally he collapses on the floor dramatically
Renji: “Tell… Rukia… I fought bravely…”
Rukia: “Renji, get off the damn floor!”
⋆°.•✦ Zaraki: Everyone hide
Picks up the ball and grins widely
Zaraki: “Finally, a sport with violence. I’ve waited my whole life for this.”
He throws the ball so fucking hard it even exploded against the wall… rip
Everyone: “WE JUST LOST ONE BALL BECAUSE OF YOU!”
⋆°.•✦ Orihime: Treats this like a family friendly game
She gently throws the ball and it eliminates at least 3 people
Everyone’s just staring at her all shocked and confused cause that move was crazy
Orihime: “Oh. Sorry!”
Ichigo: “Wow, you actually got Renji right at his face. That’ll show him which team is better and stronger!”
⋆°.•✦ Uryu: Rip glasses
Tries to calculate the distances and the chances of getting hit by the ball
But it’s too much for him so the first thing that ended up getting knocked over were his dear glasses
Uryu: “THATS NOT ALLOWED, YOU KNOW!”
Sado: “I have an idea.”
⋆°.•✦ Sado: Helping hand of the team
Another one who’s taking this game very seriously because he won’t let his team down
He throws the ball and uses his ability el directo… the other team started panicking and running away LMAO
Ichigo: “What the hell man, I thought I said no using your powers!”
Sado: “We won this round anyway. That’s what matters.”
⋆°.•✦ Byakuya: Doesn’t want to be here
Deeply offended with the concept of dodgeball when he could be doing other important stuff
A ball hits him and he’s stays standing there like a damn statue… HELLO WAKE UPPPP
He slowly picks it up and and throws it back with great precision… he eliminates 5 players
The other team: “Damn he’s gonna get meeee!!”
⋆°.•✦ Rukia: It’s payback time.. or so she thought
She’s gonna get revenge from Byakuya because her team did NOT deserve that huge ass L
She picks up a ball and throws it to the other team but notices that Byakuya caught the ball with Senbonzakura petals
Byakuya: “How foolish.”
Rukia: “CHEATER! YOU CANT USE YOUR POWERS!”
⋆°.•✦ Yoruichi: Demonstrating techniques
Someone asked her how she dodges so well
Yoruichi: “It’s simple. Watch closely.”
Three people throw at her and she’s doing backflips, spins, and lands perfectly. The entire gym goes silent
Yoruichi: “Like that. All of you should try it.”
⋆°.•✦ Urahara: Fake panicking
Someone throws a ball at him with fast speed
Urahara: “OH NO—
He trips over literally nothing, dramatically, while the ball misses him completely
And he immediately stands up like everything is perfectly fine. Gets made fun of afterwards
⋆°.•✦ Shinji: Show off moment
He’s just smiling to himself
Shinji: “Step aside everyone, this is how a real professional player does it. Thank me later.”
He purposely throws the ball in the wrong direction just to get a rise out of everyone
It bounces off the wall very quickly and knocked someone out… well I guess that worked
⋆°.•✦ Shuhei: Is thinking about lunch time
Shuhei: “Guysssss I’m hungry… when’s lunchtime an what are we having today?
Someone: “WILL YOU SHUT UP AND PLAY?! THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS!”
He finds a random guitar and uses it to protect himself from getting hit… and where the hell did the guitar come from anyway
He’s just running around like a scared mouse lmao
⋆°.•✦ Izuru: High chance he doesn’t want to be here
His throws are actually weirdly accurate despite the many times he said he wouldn’t throw at anyone
He gently throws the ball and it curves like fate itself and perfectly eliminates someone
Izuru: “Damn. I wish I had missed.”
Shuhei: “Quiet but dangerous. You’re gonna be a great help on our team heh..”
⋆°.•✦ Rangiku: Not running
Someone throws at her and she’s dodged but sighs so loud to get her teammates attention LMAO
Rangiku: “Aw, do we really have to run in this game? I’m soooooo tireddddddd.”
Her team: “YES!!”
Decides to power walk just to annoy her teammates on purpose and the looks of their faces make her giggle
⋆°.•✦ Toshiro: It’s getting cold in here
Everyone is underestimating him… but that’s where they’re all wrong
He freezes every ball that comes flying his way. And when he throws, the balls have already been frozen
Someone: “USING YOUR POWERS IS NOT ALLOWED!”
Toshiro: “THATS MY STRATEGY!”
⋆°.•✦ Shunsui: He’s here to relax
Sitting on the floor while everyone’s running around screaming, crying, and whining
Shunsui: “Why don’t we all just slow down and enjoy this lovely afternoon?”
Ball immediately hits him and he’s still sitting on the floor while
Shunsui: My, that wasn’t so friendly.”
⋆°.•✦ Jushiro: Must be protected
Jushiro: “Ah I’m fine, guys. I can still play.”
His team: Protect him, alright?”
A ball is thrown at him and it lightly touches his head but not hard enough to knock him down
His team is now crying that they failed to protect their precious captain
⋆°.•✦ Gin: The caked up snake
Heh he even showed up in somewhat tight shorts and a tee shirt… why’s he kinda caked up…
Rangiku: “What.. are you even wearing?”
Gin: “Don’t like my outfit or don’t like how my team is going to win?
He’s throwing the balls very quickly and it’s all fun and games until they start hissing at the players… literally what
⋆°.•✦ Aizen: The annoying player
He’s just smiling and aura farming at the same time LMAO
Suddenly makes the balls turn into butterflies… and starts throwing them to everyone without dropping that annoying ass smile
Aizen: “Welcome to my dodgeball socie—
Byakuya: “No one cares.”
⋆°.•✦ Ulquiorra: Darkness
He magically turns off the lights inside the gym so now it’s a game of darkness dodgeball
Ulquiorra: “Darkness.”
Aizen: “Finally. Let the game of dodgeball begin.”
This is even more scary than a damn haunted maze
⋆°.•✦ Starrk: Counting Z’s
Left his precious wolves unattended and suddenly they’re chasing the balls that are being thrown like a game of fetch
Starrk: “Five more minutes…”
Catches a ball in his deep sleep with great speed
Throws it and ends up eliminating half of the other team. Sorry, but he’s number 1… heh…
⋆°.•✦ Nnoitra: Pray? No. Play, Santa Teresa
He uses his scythe to hit the balls like he’s playing a damn game of baseball I can’t
Nnoitra: “You’re not getting away from me!!”
He then went into his final form and started throwing a lot of balls with his many arms… Oh and Zaraki got hit right at his face LMAO
Zaraki: “Is this dude nuts??!!”
⋆°.•✦ Grimmjow: It was nice knowing you all
Started throwing ceros and running around the gym like crazy
Grimmjow: “THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN THROWING THOSE DAMN FOAM THINGS!!”
Suddenly the gym was starting to crumble down and for the first time… no one even cared. Except for ichigo
Ichigo: “I am NOT responsible for any of this, just letting everyone know. Also, you’re a big cheater!”
⋆°.•✦ After the game
Yoruichi: “That was so damn fun! We should all play again, right?
Entire gym: “NO!”
How can Shinji, a Captain, with an ability that literally manipulates reality around him, with a Shikai that when you say it in my language sounds really funny loses every fight he's in?
To be fair to him, the opponents that he had to face were so much stronger than him, like it wasn't even close. Another factor is that his Shikai takes a while to really affect the opponents so he has to ramble on until the effect kicks in.
In my humble opinion, he has one of the coolest Bankai of all. Like what do you mean you can invert the perception of concept friend and enemy of everyone around you? That shit is so broken that he was literally forbidden from using it unless it was an emergency.
He used it in the anime and that really changed my view on Shinji. I was like: "damn, he was so robbed."
Anyway, I love Shinji and Kubo, give my boy a win (the manga already ended).

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To celebrate 1k here on Tumblr and 6k on Instagram, I present to you two future akuma victims, Lady Wifi and Bubbler! Lady Wifi: "Hello there, friend, forgive my intrusion, but I sense deep frustration coming from you. Expelled from simply trying to find the truth, now how is that fair...I see...and I can help you expose them all, only if you agree, of course." Bubbler: "Hello there, friend. Forgive my intrusion, but I sense a spark of hope destroyed by your friend's father. I see...adults can be such party poopers... Wouldn't it be fun if you could get rid of them to throw your friend the party you think he so rightfully deserves? I can give you that power, only if you agree, of course."
it was a mooooonster mash