how would certain Bleach men react to you kissing them out of nowhere
Thank you for the ask or whatever these are called!! Srsly I am not creative enough lol I love being given inspo. Sorry it took so long, I am lazy <3 ANYWAYS
How would certain Bleach men react to you giving them a kiss out of nowhere????
Let's be like so real. This man getting a random small kiss from his s/o?? That will in fact bring on an absolute onslaught of kisses from him, all over ur face, everywhere, be glad he doesn't wear lipstick. He will not stop until you are breathless and laughing.
....okay listen. He's not like, disliking it or anything. It's fine. He just....doesn't get it 😭 and probably doesn't care much. But not in an unloving way, he's just....like whatever. But hey, if you like it and keep doing it he'll get used to it, he'll probably start liking it too. He's just not...a very romantically smart type.
This man is absolutely gonna tease u for it, will call you needy, will act like it's a huge inconvenience. He is ecstatic inside. Don't be fooled. He's probably giddy as hell and kicking his feet like a teenage girl. He will absolutely be beyond mortified if anyone sees tho, so try to not humiliate him. But yeah no he's happy as hell, just a bitch
Okay, cmon. We already know. This man is a sweetheart. Getting a surprise kiss?? He'll probably be surprised for a moment and then smile and laugh and he's happy, he will absolutely enjoy it. He won't ask for more, but he'll like it very much if you do it. He might even do it himself hehe
....yeah uhm I don't know why you'd try that. He will 100% tell you to stop it, he is a dignified captain and the head of the Kuchiki clan, don't be doing that to a proper man like him....buuuuutttt, if you notice the slight pink in his cheeks? Do not call it out. Don't you dare. He is dignified and absolutely not blushing....but yknow, maybe trust your eyes over your ears for a moment.
Alright cmon we're talking about the biggest romantic in the Seireitei here. You think you're gonna give him one innocent kiss?? Absolutely not. That one kiss will only earn you a deeper more dramatic one. Be prepared to be swept off your feet, literally, and receive the best kiss of your life. This man knows what he's doing and years to please.
Uhuh. Good try. That was not him, that was a perfectly identical clone or some shit, because obviously he predicted it. Good job, now he has a sample of your saliva and your skin cells somehow. However! The romance is not lost. I mean, cmon, what's more romantic than keeping scientific tabs on someone down to the pattern of their fingerprints? You shall be his favorite experiment, do with that what you will, I mean it as a warning