Koi Fish

Thank you for the ask or whatever these are called!! Srsly I am not creative enough lol I love being given inspo. Sorry it took so long, I am lazy <3 ANYWAYS

How would certain Bleach men react to you giving them a kiss out of nowhere????

Kisuke Urahara:

Let's be like so real. This man getting a random small kiss from his s/o?? That will in fact bring on an absolute onslaught of kisses from him, all over ur face, everywhere, be glad he doesn't wear lipstick. He will not stop until you are breathless and laughing.

Shinji Hirako:

Kenpachi Zaraki:

....okay listen. He's not like, disliking it or anything. It's fine. He just....doesn't get it 😭 and probably doesn't care much. But not in an unloving way, he's just....like whatever. But hey, if you like it and keep doing it he'll get used to it, he'll probably start liking it too. He's just not...a very romantically smart type.

This man is absolutely gonna tease u for it, will call you needy, will act like it's a huge inconvenience. He is ecstatic inside. Don't be fooled. He's probably giddy as hell and kicking his feet like a teenage girl. He will absolutely be beyond mortified if anyone sees tho, so try to not humiliate him. But yeah no he's happy as hell, just a bitch

Jushiro Ukitake:

Okay, cmon. We already know. This man is a sweetheart. Getting a surprise kiss?? He'll probably be surprised for a moment and then smile and laugh and he's happy, he will absolutely enjoy it. He won't ask for more, but he'll like it very much if you do it. He might even do it himself hehe

Byakuya Kuchiki:

....yeah uhm I don't know why you'd try that. He will 100% tell you to stop it, he is a dignified captain and the head of the Kuchiki clan, don't be doing that to a proper man like him....buuuuutttt, if you notice the slight pink in his cheeks? Do not call it out. Don't you dare. He is dignified and absolutely not blushing....but yknow, maybe trust your eyes over your ears for a moment.

Shunsui Kyoraku:

Alright cmon we're talking about the biggest romantic in the Seireitei here. You think you're gonna give him one innocent kiss?? Absolutely not. That one kiss will only earn you a deeper more dramatic one. Be prepared to be swept off your feet, literally, and receive the best kiss of your life. This man knows what he's doing and years to please.

Mayuri Kurotsutchi:

You don't like shunsui kyoraku and nanao ise as a paring right?

Thank you for liking my Bleach stuff 😭 where the hell did the question come from tho

Alas, let's get on with the bullshit

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez:

This guy probably always walks like he's in a hurry and pissed so he's the type to just grab ur arm and drag u along because you're slow as hell (his words, not mine, don't shoot the messenger). But like, he's dragging you along. Trust me, he wouldn't bother if he didn't actually want u there too. He's a cat, pretending it's mere coincidence you end up in the same place together.

Ulquiorra Cifer:

He doesn't get it. Obviously. Look at who we're talking about. But deep inside, he craves the connection. Start off small, he won't pull away, he'll probably keep glancing down at your entwined hands. He may be quiet, but don't be fooled, he's been thinking about and analyzing the small intimacy since you took his hand.

Coyote Starrk:

Let's be real here. Hand holding? No, he's draping himself over you like the overtired bum he is. This is 100% a nap disguised as a romantic gesture. And if Lilynette sees? Oh there'll be no peace. For him. You're just a casualty here. But then again, something tells me you don't mind this grown, warm man using you like a cat finding a sun spot.

Szayelaporro Granz:

He's....yeah. alright. It might look romantic on the surface, because of the positioning and gesture. You may think of it as such, but do not be fooled. Like Mayuri, He's probably analyzing the oils on your skin rn or some bullshit and just disguising it with theatrical romance, saying shit like "love is the greatest unsolved mystery, the most dangerous drug, and the most thrilling hypothesis for a scientist" or whatever. He's distracting you, the moment you look away he's gonna lick your hand. Kink or science? The line is blurrier than you'd think.

Shuhei Hisagi:

Now. This poor guy. Is not good at handling casual intimacy at all oh my dayssss. Does he want it?? Yes. Will he be red in the face and unable to speak if he receives it?? Yes indeed. Don't give up tho, perhaps one day he might be able to look at you during such a moment! Ah but he does love it, craves it even. He's just...bad at handling it.

Rojuro Otoribashi:

Anyways. I present, different ways Bleach guys hold your hand or whatever similar thing they do!!

Kisuke Urahara:

Holds your hand semi-normally...at least at first. He will in fact start swinging your hands at alarming speeds, try to hang in there, he'll stop eventually. Probably

Shunsui Kyrōraku:

Oh this man is a waist holder, I just know he is. You're walking together?? Your waist will be held, trust me. He'll drape that pink kimono over your shoulder too because he thinks it's super romantic. Lowk, he's right

Kenpachi Zaraki:

Well what do you expect?? Yachiru will be in the middle and ask you guys to lift her, obviously. She'll hang onto your hands, bouncing along, expecting you to make it fun. So do it. Sidenote, Zaraki is also a waist holder, he doest gaf about holding hands, but if you ever managed to walk without Yachiru, he'd be a waist holder

Jushirō Ukitake:

Finally, a normal man. He will hold your hand however you like best, although his own favorite is obviously fingers intertwined because it's sweet and intimate and he loves anything subtly and cutely romantic. But his main focus is still whatever you prefer.

Byakuya Kuchiki:

He is not much for pda, thinks it's inelegant and unnecessary. But he's not stupid, he can be sweet, so he let's you hold onto his arm like a true gentleman. Very old school. Very romantic. He'll match his pace to yours, that's his idea of love.

Shinji Hirakō:

Hand holding? Pda? Sure, that's all fine and good. But why do that if he can be annoying instead? This is a rare example of him actually being normal and sweet. More often, he'll drape himself over your shoulders, leaning his full weight onto you because he's a bitch, but he's a bitch in love

Mayuri Kurotsuchi:

Kisuke Urahara:

Will hold it, will also look through it bcs he got bored. Will tease you for whatever you have in there, but like, lovingly

Shunsui Kyoraku:

Will happily hold it and will also immediately claim it to be his if anyone compliments it, good luck getting it back lmao

Jushiro Ukitake:

Yeah he's actually just normal about it and happy he can be of help, will hold it nicely and keep it safe, good choice

Kenpachi Zaraki:

Doesn't wanna hold it so he puts it on Yachiru instead. She might look through to find sweets, you might not be getting this bag back in the same condition sorry

Shinji Hirako:

He will hold it, but he doesn't want to. That is only because he knows if Hiyori gets wind of this he'll never hear the end of it. Still, your bag will be okay

Byakuya Kuchiki:

Also normal. He doesn't care, so he'll just..hold it normally and return it as he received it. Whatever. Might get you a better bag if this one feels like bad quality tho

Yumichika (ft Ikkaku):

So! This is 100% accurate depictions of some Bleach men in bed with their s/o

Kenpachi Zaraki:

Enjoy waking up with bruises from Yachiru

Shunsui Kyoraku:

I reckon he runs hot, personal heater bf

Byakuya Kuchiki:

Proper gentleman rep, how obscene. Also he totally runs cold

Kisuke Urahara:

Yeah, impossible to get away from, will drool on you

Jushiro Ukitake:

Proper gentleman nr 2. He would hold you closer but he doesn't wanna disturb u with his coughing

Shinji Hirako: