Aaaaaaaaaa🏳️‍⚧️

thinking about a "red flag" dating discussion post I saw on reddit where people were saying it's a red flag if a woman says she's never been treated this well before and like damn EVERYTHINGGGG is fucking manipulation now. your life can't just suck anymore

I wasn't ignoring your message I was being elusive and shy like a forest elf

i have a dark power called “ultimate kill you” i’ve been saving to use on my most evil enemy so you all have to be nice to me or im going to ultimate kill you

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i have a bad bitch fetish

paperclip maximizer that works not by acting upon the external world but rather by meditating upon the conceptual boundaries of what a paperclip can be until its idea of paperclipness is so expansive and multivalent as to be applicable to the whole of reality