Sudden but Inevitable Betrayal

90% of age gaps don’t matter when you’re a grown adult as long as you don’t have a repeated pattern of dating people barely legal. I would date someone 30 years older than me if I liked them who gaf

This entire conversation is somehow 90% people infantilizing themselves and 10% actually people talking about the issue of men who never grow out of dating 18/19 year olds. No it is not a big deal when a 25 year old dates a 35 year old please get a grip

Honestly if you’re in your mid twenties infantilizing yourself on this level maybe you shouldn’t be dating anyone

We saw you from across the bar and just wanted to say that we love your dark looming aura that saps the light from all it touches

Gave a gamer girl a hickey call me the Mark Applier

no

Call this guy the Mark Denier

you can call my dog the bark supplier if you want. just a suggestion

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier

The end of an era. The discourse is over.

First my immortal now this. 2017 is the year old memes die

Another seal of the apocalypse broken

We CANNOT have snudity (snake nudity) on this webbed site

Gotta respect their snivacy (snake privacy)

hi take everything I own

please unmute this

That was… not what I expected it to be but I am delighted