Kyle's Blog

Wow, what. As fantastic as this sounds, are they honestly expecting us to fight amongst ourselves so that only a third of us can ‘properly’ leave?

Apparently? 

And I wouldn't take your threats lightly for anything. But if I were really that much of a problem, trust me - I'd off myself first. No worries there. Hopefully I won't do that now that you've given me such honest insight into my personal dilemmas. Like I didn't know half of that shit already you emotionless sack of--

Apparently I still have a lot to think about.

Getting yourself into the B Room is a move that you will regret, Broflovski. We all know now what can potentially happen to a person, therefore the idea is, indeed, bogus.

But there are too many "if's" in the equation, Myers. Like, the only ways I can see myself regretting it are IF I realize too late that they're going to kill me; IF we have a surefire way home right now and nobody has told me; or maybe IF I get mind-trashed into somebody you guys don't like and then later I somehow get turned back into who I am now. There's no guarantee that any of those things will ever happen. Likely, I'll just be a different version of me with no recollection of anything that has happened here, or during my previous life, or anything that happens to be making me miserable right now.

Don’t think about it too much.

…. i am. tentatively though, i mean i have no idea if i sincerely want to be going to this or if it’s just like some survival mode to stay out of b room/hell. and the position for anti-christ seems wide open atm so go for it broflovski yay

Oh. My life is only pain. Judas doesn’t value my hardcore thoughts. You just raped my heart.

Aw, shucks… I think it could be real fun, Kyle! I bet Eric wants to be your date!!!

It is going to be very lame, Butters. Very, very lame. But I hope you have fun..

It’s a pathetic excuse.

Dancing is something you do alone in your room at 3 AM.

thank god that was entirely sarcasm i would have resented you for eternity.

Yeah, I probably would have too.

Seriously though, are you going? Or are you just gonna accept the B Room Fate? They're both pretty horrifying, honestly, so I haven't quite decided yet. I've been trying to come up with ideas for who they would brainwash me into if they switched my personality around like they did Stan's. One of my favorite potentials is the anti-christ...lol. I'd probably re-summon the Christmas Critters to do my evil bidding or something...

I LOVE PROM YOU GUYS! What an awesome time we're all gonna have! This is so great! I'm SO happy we're stuck here at SPRC and get to do awesome shit like this all the time!! I couldn't ask for a better way to spend my existence!