Feb 15, 2016
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incitedtoriot replied to your post: PIRATE FIGHT!
No, and also no. We were supposed to /discuss this with our crew and return to negotiations,/ you derelict; not decide to steam forward with your ‘winner takes all’ plan. When you proposed this, this was a duel between you and myself.
My team is OBVIOUSLY consents to this fight seeing as we've been TRAINING FOR IT ever since we GOT ourselves into this mess. And EXCUSE ME Princess, but I SAID the winner takes the "portion of the prize" we were TALKING ABOUT. Did you not READ the bit about "not destroying ships" or were you too busy walking Christophe's plank?
PIRATE FIGHT!
Attention Mateys (and non Mateys), we're having a fucking PIRATE THROW DOWN at ((enter coordinates)) THREE MOONS FROM NOW AT SUNSET. That means you have three days to train, SO GET A MOVE ON. My ship has already trained super hard for this, since we're just badass. Winner gets all the fucking treasure and everyone's share of the contest booty. Just NO KILLING AND NO BOAT SINKING, that would be totally lame.
SO LETS GET PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN UP IN THIS BITCH!
((Group log Monday night guys! Lets shoot for 8pm EST as always!))
jm8372tp replied to your post: jm8372tp replied to your post: ALRIGHT...
I will have you know that the only payment I require is that blasted parrot in my custody. No parrot, no Myers. As such, you should not expect any compliance from my end unless you have what I want. Do you have the parrot, Fatbeard?
Lucky for you I have a fucking parrot, courtesy of a net and a dart gun. It's wing is a tad retarded though, but it won't fly away that's for sure! It's also a little nasty, but you like a challenge... right?
incitedtoriot replied to your post: jm8372tp replied to your post: ALRIGHT...
…Pirate Persona.
LIKE YOU DON'T HAVE ONE, HYPOCRITE.
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badkittymypotpie replied to your post: In search of trained space parrot with a...
You’re aware you’re on our team, right? Get your ass on my boat.
Not before you ask politely, I'm not. P] Really, Fatbeard, you should know how to treat your crew members. A crew cannot regard their captain with respect when he is nothing more than a bossy joke.
if you're going to sink low enough to post pirates of the caribbean music at least post the best song i would totally learn this on an organ if i had tentacles.
jm8372tp replied to your post: ALRIGHT SCALLEYWAGS, OR HOWTHEFUCKEVER THAT IS PRONOUNCED
What do you say, Fat Boy — I mean Beard? Hear out my suggestions in exchange for my services? And what is the back story behind this FatBeard fella, huh, matey? Another persona that you aspire to be, one that compensates for insecurities? 8]
WTF Myers? I'm just going to have a Fatbeard and "Captain Fatbeard" has been my Pirate Persona for like, ever! And compensate for WHAT? Don't give me any of that Fat Boy shit or it won't be YOU walking the plank... but the one you've been looking for since the beginning of this trip.