Reign of Distraction

Luna: Uhm... Why?

Ginny: Girls do not go to the bathroom alone Luna.

Hermione: We can't go to the bathroom alone... we might not come back. Cause no girl's ever been to the bathroom alone and survived. I mean think about it... I got attacked by a troll in my first year in a bathroom.

Ginny: and I went to the bathroom alone in first year, almost died because of Voldemort's Diary.

Katie Bell: [piping in from down the table] It's true. I went to the bathroom alone in Hogsmeade and walked out with a cursed necklace that almost killed me.

Luna: It could have been coincidences you know.

Hermione: No Luna, seriously. The last woman that attempted to go to the bathroom alone... well, it was 1937 and her name was Amelia Earhart.

Luna: What happened to her?

Hermione: She's still missing. That's what happened to her. now, can we go or what?

[the whole group gets up to leave together]

Luna: wait... Didn't Myrtle die in the bathroom?

Ginny: [nods]