I don't have feelings and I don't hold hands.

no fake love and no fake friends

pour one out for all the people who’s messages went unanswered because i told myself i’d answer them later but when later came around i decided it was Too Late

Teach a horse to fish, you’ll live for a day. Look a horse in the ,mouth… live forever?

Blast a horse with meat…?

Uh-oh.

no offense but squidward saying “nobody cares about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification” is more woke than anything wendy’s twitter or any liberal has ever said

some ppl who grew up with siblings didnt rly Grow Up With Siblings. like if you and your brother are 10 yrs apart u just dont get it… if you had siblings within 3yrs of your age you had the genuine experience of primitive undeveloped human brains pummeling the shit out of each other because none of us have developed frontal cortices and the laws of man don’t apply in the confines of this house

in highschool my art teacher asked a girl what she thinks of picasso and that bitch said “the little yellow thing?”