Argos on speed dial

it would be so awesome if gordon ramsay found lava in someones walk-in fridge hed be so mad

I don’t go to therapy or take any pills I just rawdog life and let my brain turn into soup

you are found guilty on seventeen counts of rowing your paddle boat down the babbling brook

stop it youre SCARING him!!

ok obviously in your comic about social anxiety im the really hot girl with huge tits that you cant talk to. and i want to let you know. i do think youre ugly and you were right to be anxious.

Out of Touch Thursday

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

the simple fact of the matter is that if the front of a house was falling on me i would stand where the door was, allowing the rest of the house to crash to the ground harmlessly around me. it’s that simple

I hope this e-mail finds you living in a shotgun shack

I hope this e-mail finds you in another part of the world

I hope this e-mail finds you behind the wheel of a large automobile

I hope this e-mail finds you in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife