Yo mama the tin man

coming up with sexual roleplay scenarios about growing up Upper-Middle Class

Hey, it looks like your parents aren't home because they're still at their Well-Paid White Collar Jobs...why not stop playing with that New Videogame Console and come have some real fun with me in your Bedroom You Don't Share With Any Siblings ;)

i wish i hadn’t rejected his compassion

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

let's fuck like two well-adjusted individuals

If you ever willingly submit to a "dominant" it means you have something wrong with you

Always fight back. Establish yourself as the alpha of the situation or die trying

that's a really cool picture of the critters from the amazing digital circus smoking weed. [motioning for my rooftop sniper to shoot you in the dick before killing you] thank you for sharing this with me

Ive been popping baubles

A dangerous/bad devil has been found wandering the hamlet

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"