small cat

scandalous

 i will reblog this as many times as it takes me to stop finding this funny

titties out! knife out! bitch where we going tonight

this is a portal to a better place

(artist voice) im not a furry but 20 dollars is 20 dollars

i wish real life was like animal crossing. surrounded by animals. nobody is transphobic. no crime. no murder. pretty music playing all the time. i give you a piece of fruit and you give me a fucking bathtub.

“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

i’m full of anxiety and bees

in the olden days people like me could become cave hermits or bog witches but the earth is too crowded now and cave/bog real estate is really high

this wasn’t meant to be relatable

I hope Mario is smoking a fat blunt with the princess today.

i hate this

laughing at how ridiculous this is but also impressed because from the lead it looks like someone, somehow, actually used that pencil at that size. how did they even sharpen that shit? how did they manage to use it? truly, this is an amazing world full of talented people

Old Man Jenkins is a hate symbol. He likes kicking people’s butts.

HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE TEACH HIM HIS LESSON?!