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Tumblr still feels like my safe place after so many years

Tumblr is really interesting because you can say something like thursday is duck with a top hat day, and half the website will reblog it

Happy Duck in a Top Hat Thursday. OP only has themselves to blame when this has 10,000+ posts and is posted every Thursday.

OH DONT YOU DARE

you are tougher than you imagine. resilience is a secret power you have and you’ll see it someday when you look back and notice how much you made it through.

Pythagoras sounds like a real asshole.

he was

Fun fact: This cup uses an “S-trap” which functions very similarly to the way a modern toilet flushes. The S-trap of the modern toilet was not invented until 1775, which was 2275 years after Pythagoras died.  Humans used this idea to embarrass people at parties for more than two millennia before realizing it could also be used to better pipe shit out of their houses.

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!