The Demons Won.

"the concept of queerplatonic relationships originated from the asexual community" and "anyone of any orientation can be in a QPR" and "it's weird to give an overview of QPRs that mentions asexuality without mentioning their significance to so many aromantic people" and "QPRs don't need to be non-sexual" are all true statements that can easily coexist

Whenever I have to make a difficult phone call, I always make sure to freak myself out really bad about it first and imagine every worse case scenario that could happen where they track me down and rip my heart out of my chest for daring to call with bad news. I do this for at least 30 minutes and for up to three hours before I make the call and then, yup, you guessed it, the phone call goes just fine and they're not even mad at me. And then i make sure not to learn from that so that I can still get really scared next time too.

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

media analysis is pervert behavior

Excuse me 😊 I Need YourHelp 🙁You Need to Kill Me

When the guitar solo is so good it shoots you in the head and fucks you through the hole

going to the medical aisle and picking out cute bandaids to put over the gaping hole in my head where my brains are leaking from

she doing tricks with her pussy i guess she's a vagician

It’s crazy that most people don’t realize alcohol is one of the only drugs that has fatal withdrawal like the prevalence of people thinking the answer is to dump people’s liquor into the sink to “help” them is insane

the secret truth is that men and women are literally exactly the same

you can tell a character is loved when their fans constantly wish immense physical and psychological harm on them

They’re on Reddit saying texting “hi” is low iq and gives people the ick and that’s why they got ghosted. They don’t let u say hi no more….. we’re in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up

If you say "hi" and that's it you sound like you don't give a shit. Why would I want to talk to someone who won't even introduce themselves properly? Make an effort or suffer your loneliness epidemic.

You people are crazy . You’re just crazy. This isn’t a normal world anymore

It's poor netiquette. If someone sent you a letter in the mailbox that just said "hi" would that not drive you insane?

I would send hello ^.^ back ….. and feel warm inside