"you wouldn't hit me on my birthday???!!"

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

every character will be on the aro/ace spectrum by the time im done with them

Hey man. Not my mountain not my eagle not my liver. Not my problem

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

i gotta make a written language for my world .. i gotta

Moving house tomorrow

Be careful, I've heard they're heavy

Gets you with my Nice!

If you are attracted to a girl it's important to show her sinister artifacts and relics

genuinely cannot stop repeating My neighbor michael i’ve known for thirty years is purple for some reason